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3rd Dec 2010, 5:42 PM in Strange Adventure!

Surrender, Monkey!

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Surrender, Monkey!
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C. Glen Williams 3rd Dec 2010, 5:42 PM edit delete
Seriously, the French are fierce. Here in America, people sit around and debate whether it's ethical for a fire department to let a house burn down because the owners didn't pay for fire protection.

In France, they try to extend the work week and the people freaking riot.

Like to laugh? Got a copy of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Then you need to get the latest joint from The Kids on the Street!

Oh, you're still reading down here? Okay. Here's what our heroine's dialogue is supposed to say. I look forward to your corrections, internet.

Frame 1: Hello, sir! My friend, the fighter, needs to know how to get to the arena. Can you help me?

Frame 2: I ... I do not understand you, sir.

Frame 3: You want me to go somewhere with you? Are you one of those ugly Americans?

Frame 4: Pierre! Pierre, come and kill this nasty little imp! Americans have no manners!

Frame 5: Om-nom-nom!