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19th Nov 2010, 5:42 PM in Strange Adventure!

A Savage Land

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A Savage Land
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C. Glen Williams 19th Nov 2010, 5:42 PM edit delete
I do not have anger management issues. And the countryside is dotted with the graves of people who have said I do.

In other news, I discovered today that both Craig Ferguson's and Conan O'Brien's shows are available on their networks' websites. This makes me happier than I really have a right to be.

Hey! Keeping up with The Kids on the Street? Then you know that we've celebrated Thanksgiving by releasing Dining Together - which went to the top of the iRiffs Shorts bestsellers!

Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness. A time to come together with your family and share in food and fellowship. Mother spends hours working on a delicious meal while Father flirts with the next-door neighbor. And then there are the kids, who are absolutely no help whatsoever.

And to top it off, there's the omniscient narrator who recommends -- nay, demands -- that all the diners be at their happiest. And how can they be happy? Why, by being polite, of course! So take small bites, clean up after yourself, and when your mother brings an unidentifiable black lump to the table, smile and choke it down. C. Glen Williams of The Kids on the Street is here to help you survive the ordeal of "Dining Together!"


Fractals 7th May 2011, 1:39 AM edit delete
This had me cracking up lmao