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29th Oct 2010, 4:42 PM in Back to Basics

It's the Great Halloween Tree, Memento Morris!

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It's the Great Halloween Tree, Memento Morris!
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C. Glen Williams 29th Oct 2010, 4:42 PM edit delete
Today, I'm on the national mall cheering on sanity. But I get the feeling Memento Morris is more of a Keep Fear Alive kind of chap.

I love Halloween. I have always loved Halloween. And anybody who tries to take Halloween away from a child's life should really be force-fed the sickly-sweet chalkiness of cheap drugstore candy corn until they literally burst at the seams (note to self: idea for Saw VIII deathtrap).

I guess what I'm saying is: If you're one of those people seriously planning to hand out toothbrushes to trick-or-treaters this year, perhaps you should re-evaluate some of the decisions in your life that have led to this moment.

Happy Halloween, everyperson.

P.S. - Did you know 3 out of 4 households use beer as a beverage? What the hell does the fourth use it for? A Case for Beer.

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